We've got your Val Day gifts, from the riduculous to the sublime, and everything in between. (Photos: Amazon)(Photos: Amazon)
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Let's face it, when it comes to Valentine's Day, attitudes and gift-giving strategies run the gamut. For some, it's an opportunity to go all in with your demonstration of love — maintaining utmost passion and sincerity, sparing no expense and taking painstaking care that your beloved is wowed and touched. This piece is not for them. We're thinking more of those folks who, if they bother celebrating this "holiday" at all, want to wear it like a loose garment, as it were, and keep things light, quirky and affordable.
Luckily, Amazon offers an array of gifts — keepsakes, clothing, tchotchkes, jewelry, toys and mementos — that'll be easy on the wallet and bring a chuckle (or even an irony-inspired groan) to the one you love.
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Whether you're a "My Heart Will Go On" or a "Love Stinks" kind of person, you'll find something here to help you celebrate — or just survive — this Valentine's Day.
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, you might have been inclined to make a big deal out of Valentines Day, but maybe this year you just want to keep things simple, cute and inexpensive. Amazon's No. 1 bestselling Star Wars Yoda One for Me tee will be a hoot for the Leia or Man-dalorian in your life. In a cotton/poly mix; available in Baby Blue (above), Heather Grey, Cranberry, Heather Blue and Pink.
If, like Yoda, you think of yourself as a wise guy, try this on for size. It's a journal/notebook that will have your squeeze keeping her daily reflections private — who wants to be seen using this in public?!
Maybe you've got a boo who loves to camp, fish or hunt...or maybe you just like knowing that your man's out there in the world with the ability to slice any would-be attacker from ear to ear. In any case, the serrated 4" stainless steel blade on this pocket knife will get the job done. Oh, and it's just 15 bucks right now — over 60 percent off!
Way back when you swiped right, you probably never thought you'd be pondering this as a gift idea. Welcome to long-term-relationship world! As Amazon's product description puts it, "Nothing says I love you like giving a sheet." Frankly, we're skeptical. Anyway, this TP roll is normally $10, but you can get 50 cents off with an on-page poop-on (er, we mean coupon).
Want to acknowledge Val Day while also keeping your — or someone else's — enthusiasm curbed? This candy-hearts tee is the way to tell the world how little you care...while also being sweet about it. Funny how that works. Available in Black, Navy, Royal Blue, White, Baby Blue, Dark Heather, Pink and Purple.
Filmmaker John Waters once famously defined camp as "the tragically ludicrous...the ludicrously tragic." We're just going to leave that right there. So, yeah, this commemorative plaque is made of 100 percent wood, as genuine and natural as your love. Also: a sure way to ensure that some of your friends never visit again.
This Shiatsu back and neck massager with eight heated rollers can be attached to the back of a chair, and is just $38 with an on-page coupon. It's the gift that says, "You look like you could use a massage...here, let this do it." Appropriately enough, it comes in black and blue.
Okay, okay, this crewneck pullover from the folks at Shermie is actually, legitimately cute. Comfy, slouchy and durable too. Wear it under your parka in these winter months or as your outer layer come spring. Available in 11 colors, all featuring white patchwork hearts.
Love a rugged-looking man but loathe what it can mean for your shared spaces? Well, this is called a Beard Bib Apron Beard Catcher and it will make your life significantly less disgusting. It attaches, via suction cups, to the mirror and ensures that your bathroom sink won't look like a barber's floor after you beau cleans up his facial hair.
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